Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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