I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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