I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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