But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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