my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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