Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
you never un-have a 4some
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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