you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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