Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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