Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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