Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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