I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so explain again why im purple
no
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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