you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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