Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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