You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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