she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i now understand why vodka
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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