great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He better not be in your backpack
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
