Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
either way he was missing a nipple.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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