Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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