you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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