Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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