He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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