So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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