hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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