yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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