Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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