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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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