do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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