have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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