would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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