Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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