Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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