Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
