Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
