What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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