After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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