Porn is love you can see.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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