i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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