STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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