worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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