Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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