well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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