whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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