Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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