I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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