Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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