love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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