Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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