he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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