question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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