I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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