i always forget guys have bellybuttons
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I want a musical about memes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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