Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm bleeding and have questions
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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