You're my little dorito
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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