TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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